2023 CRO Anthem: “Black Friday” Edition – Part II Lyrics
With the Black Friday & Cyber Monday season bearing down, the Aidaptive team wanted to lighten the mood with some entertainment. It’s a rap song and music video all about the pains of dealing with Black Friday preparation and execution.
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Lyrics: 2023 CRO Anthem: Black Friday Edition – Part II
Hook:
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
But last year, though, something wasn’t working
Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
The old cyber monday deals no longer working
Been sellin online, since I was ye high
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
Verse 1:
New way to increase our revenue we need to find one
Sitting up and watching the metrics I’m in a TIME CRUNCH
How’s our influencer program, and our ads for deals?
Fine, but it’s the same each year like a hamster wheel
Buy one get one free? Wont grow the AOV
Black Friday weekend coming soon and we got goals to beat
Checked the competition for ideas and solutions
Losing my mind from * multi touch attribution *
Hey look a resolution: the Triple Whale pixel
Those dashboards and reports paint a pretty pretty picture.
Now our content moving fast and furious like The Rock
…I might even try that weird voice from TikTok!
I’m ahead of the curve with Aidaptive CRO
My July sales lookin’ like a Taylor Swift show.
Conversion on autopilot, see results in Shopify
When the holidays arrive we’re what the shoppers want to buy
Hook:
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
But last year, though, something wasn’t working
Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
The old cyber monday deals no longer working
Been sellin online, since I was ye high
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
Verse 2:
E-commerce folks all talkin’ ‘bout AI
Conversion rate optimization going way high
Learning tricks from the podcast Limited Supply
Got notes from Nik Sharma and that other Moiz guy.
Fast forward, our promotions runnin’ strong
This A.I. is boosting sales, All. Season. Long.
We spent weeks at the computer, tryna learn bout our consumers
Now I’ve unmasked our audience like EDM producers
Our ROAS is up. I’m lovin’ retail.
Wow! Look at these abandoned cart emails.
Free Gifts, discount tiers, a site wide sale
And they’re all popping off no chance we can fail
When you run the AI play, Your sales accelerate
Gotta get down on Rebecca Black Friday
Shout out to Aidaptive for solving all the damn pain
Poppin champagne while we launchin’ off campaigns.
Hook:
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
But last year, though, something wasn’t working
Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin
The old cyber monday deals no longer working
Been sellin online, since I was ye high
I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion
ICYMI:
2023 CRO Anthem: Black Friday Edition – Part I
