2023 CRO Anthem: “Black Friday” Edition – Part II Lyrics

2023 CRO Anthem Black Friday Edition Aidaptive

2023 CRO Anthem: “Black Friday” Edition – Part II Lyrics

With the Black Friday & Cyber Monday season bearing down, the Aidaptive team wanted to lighten the mood with some entertainment. It’s a rap song and music video all about the pains of dealing with Black Friday preparation and execution.

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Lyrics: 2023 CRO Anthem: Black Friday Edition – Part II

Hook: 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

But last year, though, something wasn’t working

Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

The old cyber monday deals no longer working

Been sellin online, since I was ye high

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

 

Verse 1:

New way to increase our revenue we need to find one

Sitting up and watching the metrics I’m in a TIME CRUNCH

How’s our influencer program, and our ads for deals?

Fine, but it’s the same each year like a hamster wheel

 

Buy one get one free? Wont grow the AOV

Black Friday weekend coming soon and we got goals to beat

Checked the competition for ideas and solutions

Losing my mind from * multi touch attribution *

 

Hey look a resolution: the Triple Whale pixel

Those dashboards and reports paint a pretty pretty picture.

Now our content moving fast and furious like The Rock

…I might even try that weird voice from TikTok!

 

I’m ahead of the curve with Aidaptive CRO

My July sales lookin’ like a Taylor Swift show.

Conversion on autopilot, see results in Shopify

When the holidays arrive we’re what the shoppers want to buy

 

Hook: 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

But last year, though, something wasn’t working

Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

The old cyber monday deals no longer working

Been sellin online, since I was ye high

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

 

Verse 2:

E-commerce folks all talkin’ ‘bout AI

Conversion rate optimization going way high

Learning tricks from the podcast Limited Supply

Got notes from Nik Sharma and that other Moiz guy.

 

Fast forward, our promotions  runnin’ strong

This A.I. is boosting sales, All. Season. Long.

We spent weeks at the computer, tryna learn bout our consumers 

Now I’ve unmasked our audience like EDM producers

 

Our ROAS is up. I’m lovin’ retail.

Wow! Look at these abandoned cart emails.

Free Gifts, discount tiers, a site wide sale

And they’re all popping off no chance we can fail

 

When you run the AI play, Your sales accelerate

Gotta get down on Rebecca Black Friday

Shout out to Aidaptive for solving all the damn pain

Poppin champagne while we launchin’ off campaigns.

 

Hook: 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

But last year, though, something wasn’t working

Prepping early this year to avoid the hurt and

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

 

Black Friday, tis the season, it’s a lurkin

The old cyber monday deals no longer working

Been sellin online, since I was ye high

I’m searching, for something new to boost our conversion

ICYMI:

2023 CRO Anthem: Black Friday Edition – Part I

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Nick Budincich
Nick's objective in life is to create good, happy, fulfilling experiences and memories for himself and everyone he interacts with.

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